Ceramic · 350ml · Gloss black
Bottoms Up Father's Day Gift
A gloss black ceramic mug that says HAVE A NICE DAY in clean, sincere type. Nothing on the outside gives anything away.
The message on the base only arrives once the mug is tipped back far enough — which is to say, once it is far too late to be politely offended. It is the most courteous way ever devised to say something extremely rude.
The details
- 350ml kiln-fired ceramic with a deep gloss glaze
- Approx. 9.5cm tall × 8cm diameter
- Design fired into the glaze — it will not peel, fade or crack
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
- Handle balanced for a two-finger grip
Delivery: dispatched in 1–2 business days, then typically 7–14 business days to Australian metro addresses. Free shipping over $50.
Free shipping over $50 · Dispatched in 1–2 business days
- 350ml capacity
- Approx. 9.5cm tall × 8cm diameter
- Gloss-glazed ceramic, kiln fired
- Design fired into the glaze — will not peel or fade
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Dispatched within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery to Australian metro addresses is typically 7–14 business days; regional, WA and NT can run a little longer.
Free shipping on orders over $50. Tracking emailed on dispatch.
30 days from delivery. Damaged, faulty or simply not what you hoped — email us and we'll arrange a replacement or refund. Nothing arrives broken on our watch without being replaced.
The specification
Built properly. Behaves badly.
Kiln-fired ceramic
350ml of proper stoneware under a deep gloss glaze.
The print survives
Fired into the glaze rather than stuck on top. It will not peel.
Entirely deniable
Nothing on the outside gives it away. That's the whole point.
Questions
Everything else.
Dispatched within 1–2 business days, then typically 7–14 business days to Australian metro addresses.
Yes — and microwave safe. The design is fired into the glaze.
30 days from delivery, no explanation required.
